Safety First! Here's an interesting one. Apparently, my State has an office set up specifically to perform safety inspections on elevators and certify compliance with safety standards. Apparently, there's a new statute requiring the safety certificate to be posted visibly. Apparently, my company has elected to comply with this new statute by framing the certificate actually in the elevators, but has simultaneously neglected to renew their cerificates. "Our elevators are safe! At least they were several months ago...." Yeah, I feel good riding those elevators... especially since they make all kinds of weird noises, and the doors take forever and a half to open. I think it's cancer of the elevator.

Chef! I can't wait to be a chef. I actually have work to do now, and it's really hard to not care. I hope when I become a chef, my kitchen will be as silly as on the British sitcom Chef! That was a fun show.

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