I had sent my resume to unnamed technology comnpany's Linux group almost a month ago. Last night at about 18:00, I get a call:

Him: Hi, I was handed your resume the other day, and I'm very interested in your Linux skills.
Me: I LOVE Linux!!
Him: Good. Basically we're looking for someone to help us debug some kernel patches for a client.
Me: I LOVE debugging!!
Him: Good. Also, I'm just curious about this pastry chef thing. Tell me about that.
Me: I LOVE cooking!!
Him: Cool. Well, I'm going to hand your resume to my boss. Hopefully, you'll hear from us.
Me: I LOVE you, man!!
Him: I, uh... love you... too... man.... [click]

(The previous dialogue was a dramatization of actual events. This version is much more interesting.)

¶ 9:52 AM