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Wow, this is such an honor! So many people I want to thank.... First of all, I'd like to thank the middle management over at unnamed technology company -- without them, I wouldn't have nearly as much ranting and raving to rant and rave about. And then... oh my gosh... I'd like to thank the guys over at the coffee shop for making coffee interesting. Wow, I uh... wow.... And I want to give a special shout-out to -- Uh, hold on, the producer's waving at me....

What?

What??

What do you mean, "98"???

MISCOUNTED?!

But, I....

So, do I...?

Well, crap.

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¶ 9:28 AM